I Bury Things... Maybe Plants, Maybe People

For those who love gardening with a side of sarcasm.

The "I Bury Things... Maybe Plants, Maybe People" tee is the perfect blend of dark humor and green-thumb energy. Featuring a playful gardening graphic and a cheeky slogan, this shirt is made for plant lovers, gardeners, introverts, and anyone whose patience is currently running on low fertilizer.

Whether you're tending your flower beds, shopping at the local nursery, or simply letting the world know where you stand, this design is guaranteed to spark conversations—and a few laughs.

Features:

🌱 Soft, comfortable unisex fit
🌱 Professionally printed graphic design
🌱 Available in multiple color combinations
🌱 Perfect for gardeners, plant parents, and lovers of sarcastic humor
🌱 Great gift for moms, grandmas, garden enthusiasts, and your favorite plant addict

🧺 Care Instructions:
• Wash inside out
• Cold water
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on design

⚠️ NOTE:

Due to the custom nature of each piece, graphic placement may slightly vary — every item is made with care and attention to detail.

Warning: May cause strangers to laugh, gardeners to nod in approval, and friends to question your gardening methods.

Because sometimes it's plants... and sometimes it's best not to ask questions.